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RUDRAKSH (2004)

Online Movies & Music December 30th, 2008



Starring:

Sanjay Dutt ... Varun
Bipasha Basu ... Dr. Gayetri
Sunil Shetty ... Bhuria
Isha Koppikar ... Lali
Kabir Bedi ... Ved Pujan
Rajendranath Zutshi ... Man in mental institute
Amitabh Bachchan ... Narrator
Agnes Darenius ... Suzy
Veerendra Saxena ... Watchman

Director:

Mani Shankar


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PHASES OF MAN

Fun and Entertainment December 4th, 2008

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything"
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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WOH COLLEGE KE DIN ….

Fun and Entertainment November 30th, 2008

1. On being Late

(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend) "Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
"I was searching for the Classroom"
"Train was late"


2. During the lecture

"Prateek ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
"Journal sheet hai??"

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"


4. Unit Test

"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"


5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I forgot the I-card , so watchman didn't let me in"

6. Late submission of assignments

"Maine Abhijit ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn't know the last date"


7. Late submission of Journal (for printouts)

"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
"Friday ko light nahi thee"


8. VIVA (after exam)

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"


9. VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"


10. VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
"Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"

11. Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

12. A convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
"Maine Ashish se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar. Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa
raha hai woh chhod de."

13. Exam

"Jo (mujhe)aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Jejurkar ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial expressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le"
(when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"


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DUNIYA MERI JEB MEIN (1979)

Online Movies & Music November 21st, 2008



Starring:

Shashi Kapoor ... Karan Khanna
Rishi Kapoor ... Vishal Khanna
Neetu Singh ... Neeta
Keshto Mukherjee ... Watchman
Agha ... Diwanchand
Helen ... Dancer / singer in bar
Pinchoo Kapoor ... Thakurdas
Raj Mehra ... Gulabchand
Nadira ... Mrs. Robins
Paintal ... Bhaskar
Lalita Pawar ... Supervisor
Jagdish Raj ... Supervisor
Ranjeet ... Rawat
Sudhir ... Inspector Yadav
Piloo J. Wadia ... Girl's College Principal

Director:

Tinnu Anand


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SAVING GOD (2008) - MOVIE

Bollywood News November 20th, 2008





Cast:

Director: Duane Crichton
Writer:Michael Jackson
Release Date: 14 October 2008 (USA)

Joanne Boland: Nadine
Joe Bostick: Mailman
Ricardo Chavira: Rev. Danny Christopher
K.C. Collins: Mike
Balford Gordon: Wylie
Richard Leacock: Mr. Ken Salter
Ted Ludzik: Watchman
Kathy Maloney: Ms. Ellis

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Saving God Part1
Saving God Part2
Saving God Part3
Saving God Part4
Saving God Part5
Saving God Part6
Saving God Part7
Saving God Part8

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